Another time honor dating practice, guessing your date’s real age, has been made obsolete by technology. At last, a gadget that helps you determine your date’s real age.
This gadget emits a high frequency sound. The older you are, the less likely for you to hear this high-pitched mosquito buzzing…. All things being equal, that is.
It sells for $10 and comes in black and pink.
And if you can feel a pea under your mattress, you are of royal descent.
We won’t go into details about another device from Bandia, which is design to infuriate TRS women. It helps women understand men. No doubt- it comes in basic pink.
We are not making this up
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